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Considering making a slang interpretation chart. What the hell is a skibbidy toilet?

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Have you used the term 'down with the kids' recently? Did you cringe hard?

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Website Launch

April 27, 2025

Today is the terrifying day where I launch this website, making it public. I have blindly wandered through this process, hopefully the website will be functional. I will be launching...

Website Launch

April 27, 2025

Today is the terrifying day where I launch this website, making it public. I have blindly wandered through this process, hopefully the website will be functional. I will be launching...